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It’s now been scientifically proven, through a series of “reward” based tests, that monkeys do actually enjoy porn. The tests involved male rhesus macaques and their reactions to “monkey porn”. Below is how this worked.
“Four of the male monkeys sat in front of computer screens. They were rewarded with juice whenever they shifted their gaze from one image to another. Some images resulted in more juice than other photos. When given the choice between a photo of a low-status male with a high juice reward and a photo of a female’s hindquarters, the male test subjects refused the extra juice so that they could gaze at the sexy female images. They also “paid” with juice to see photos of high-status males. Conversely, the male monkeys required extra payment, meaning more juice, to view the faces of low-status males and females.”
How cool is that?
Original source here
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